A Day In The Life....

no words. just sad.

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:26:47 -0400

no words. just sad.

My new Jam. Not a Jay-Z fanatic. It’s rude and cocky. I...

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:26:48 -0400

My new Jam. Not a Jay-Z fanatic. It’s rude and cocky. I LOVE IT!

Call Me So I Can Make It Juicy 4 Ya.... Well Not Really

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 20:14:00 -0400

Ok, so somehow people “magically” have been finding a way to get in contact with me. Giving me ideas for the blog, asking me to write for them and also asking some really awkward questions. But, any who, some of the ideas are really great and others aren’t. So, I would like to hear more from everyone who reads my blog. Now, I know by putting my info out there, I’m going to get the good wit the bad and the weird comments, but if you ever actually read my blog, the bad with the weird is what my blog is all about.

So everyone feel free to contact me through my myspace here

I don’t just except anyone so just let me know that you got my myspace through my blog and I will gladly add you.

P.S. I love to hear your ideas and I will answer all questions. Hope to hear from you soon

Toodlez…..

Rock Star Barbie in the flesh…..

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:55:00 -0400

Rock Star Barbie in the flesh…..

Damn you MTV?!?!?!

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:24:00 -0400

Alright, MTV you’ve lied to me for the last damn time. Many of you may have seen the commercials for the new MTV “reality” (I use that word loosely) show G’s to Gents. Well if you have not this show is about “G’s” (thugs gangsters or really hardcore people) who with the help of Mr. Fonsworth Bentley himself turn into Gentleman. I guess this is a male version of Charm School. Now I was down for the cause. I’m all for “reforming” and “transforming” these men into proper upstanding citizens who can function in society. Until I had a rude awakening…..

So I was up at my normal 7AM (not cause I wake up that early but because I didnt go to sleep yet) and saw a commercial for the show. One of the “G’s” seemed oddly familiar to me. I thought possibly I knew him from around the way or may be even from one of my friends blocks. No that wasn’t it. So I ignored it. Around 8:30AM the commercial was repeated. This time I paused my T.V. (yes, I do have TiVO) onto this young mans face. Why does he look so familiar??? Then it hit me like Naomi’s flying cell phone (and that means it hit me hard, Ms.Top Model got an arm on her, just ask her maid). I did in fact know this supposed “G”. Homeboy was in ATL!!!!

Kesian as he is known on the show was in the pool scene in ATL. If you dont remember let me refresh your memory. He was the kid who introduced Ant to Big Boi so he can drug deal. He was the guy who jumped in the pool after the money. He was the one who got his ass kicked by Big Boi for trying to steal some money. Memory refreshed?

Now Kesian or Markice Moore as his momma has named him doesn’t seem so much like a “G” to me no more. I’m sorry but, how hood can you be if you having a talking role in a well known Motion Picture. Now may be he really is “hood”, but MTV couldn’t find anybody else to fit the “G” persona they were going for. Personally, I can introduce you to my cousin Jerome. He has been locked up 4 times, has 3 baby mommas, and sells piff on the corner. That’s a “G”. He needs to be turned into a gentleman. Not some dude with head shots (if you want to see them click here). Not some dude who is out filming two new movies as we speak.

I actually felt bad for these guys and thought MTV was doing a stand up job. Now if you know me, you would know I don’t really understand the emotion of empathy and I actually felt something for these guys. Now I know reality T.V. isn’t real, but to the point where you have to recycle known actors.

Tsk tsk tsk MTV, you lied to me. I thought I was getting hardcore thug life, ex convicts and im getting soon to be Oscar and Academy award winning niggas. MTV (if thats even your real name!) you disgust me.

Kesan is it?!?!? LIAR

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:51:12 -0400

Kesan is it?!?!? LIAR

Fast forward if you like…. to 1:50 to just see his part.

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 07:47:00 -0400

Fast forward if you like…. to 1:50 to just see his part.

Check out what's new on Rock Star Barbie's IPod

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:51:00 -0400

Check out what's new on Rock Star Barbie's IPod:

Get a peek into my mind and what I think is good music….. CLICK THE LINK (the orange title)…

Listen to the list from beginning to end without interruption and if you can appreciate it… YOU ROCK!!! lol

If you don’t like it then… O WELL!!!

Random Pt.2

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:45:33 -0400

Ight, I was in another mood for random ish, so here it is….

I like how the cops roll by and say nothing…. lol. Dear...

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:40:08 -0400

I like how the cops roll by and say nothing…. lol. Dear Sir you just got OWNED!!!

Why?!?! rotflol

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:21:43 -0400

Why?!?! rotflol

T. Pain & Wayne

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 21:23:00 -0400

Ight, so I’m getting a little sick and tired of Mr. T-Pain and his stupid top hats. But if thats his style, then thats his style. Don’t wanna knock the mans gimmick he got going for him. Yet, I do fear that T-Pain has a closet exclusively for all those dam top hats of his though. But, anyway pertaining to the BET awards, T-Pain was EVERYWHERE. He might as well have hosted the damn show.

His performance with the sample from his next album (Thr33 Ringz to be released September 30th) was crazy. We didn’t even get to hear the whole song but that is already on my list of songs to download from iTunes. Now the creepy dancing unicorn and lion cub looking creatures in the background disturbed me and were hot at the same time. But I personally didn’t like the transition into “Low” with Flo Rida (it lacked ‘umph’).

Also, when T-pain, went to get his award with Kanye West for Best Collaboration on “Good Life”, what took that man so damn long to get onto the F%@$in’ stage? (Maybe the top hat was weighing him down). I can’t deny that I was LOL at how special-Ed he looked.

Now, for those of you who saw the T-Wayne shirt Mr. Pain was wearing, I can explain. It has been rumored that T-Pain and ‘Lick me like a lollipop’ himself Lil Wayne will be collaborating from now on to form a “Supergroup” (move over Justice League).

T.Pain + Lil Wayne= T-Wayne (easy enough to get)

Don’t believe me you say? Well take a look & click HERE

I don’t understand the dynamics of the group or where the idea possibly came from. Maybe it’s the love that both of them have for synthesizers, But if you are still interested here is a leak of T-Wayne’s song “Cant Believe It” from Thr33 Ringz.

Wayne’s performance was lacking. I expected more from him. It wasn’t hype enough. I felt more from Nelly and that Oompa-Loompa (JD) than I did from self-proclaimed “Best Rapper Alive”. Wayne has so much swag but you never get to see it on stage. His swag must have stage fright or something.

Disclaimer: I don’t hate T-Pain, Lil Wayne or the new combination of the two T-Wayne. In fact I’m actually a fan of all the above (and I can prove that because I legally bought all of their albums. Except for Lollipop Remix, I definitely downloaded that from LimeWire). SO please don’t think I’m bashing. Just stating what you were thinking.

Lil Wayne & T. Pain…..OR….. T-Wayne?!?!

Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:30:51 -0400

Lil Wayne & T. Pain…..OR….. T-Wayne?!?!

Random

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:32:55 -0400

Ok, so I have been feeling in the dumps recently and decided to cheer myself up. So what do I do?!?! I head straight for YouTube and watch dumb shit to make me laugh. So I’m sharing with you, my fellow bloggers a few of the random videos that made me laugh. Almost all of them are commercials but, whatever. ENJOY!

ok this isnt a commercial but this is still hilarious…

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:25:35 -0400

ok this isnt a commercial but this is still hilarious…

poor birdy…

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:23:25 -0400

poor birdy…

……rotflol

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:20:58 -0400

……rotflol

Ok the eagle is really creepy & I believe he has down...

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:19:21 -0400

Ok the eagle is really creepy & I believe he has down syndrome.

P.S, those girls need acting lessons.

In Dumbasses We Trust….

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:19:12 -0400

In Dumbasses We Trust….

Are You Serious?!?!

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:16:00 -0400

Ok, so we live in a world today where we already know that the government is a little, for a lack of better words “screwed-up”. But instead of going into a great hoopla about how the government needs to be fix, I took a shall I say “fun-er” approach. Here is a list of Laws (yes, actual laws) that are absurd, funny, and down right retarded.

Alaska:

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.

Arizona:

Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

California:

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (Dam, my favorite pass time)

Connecticut:

It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. (But that’s the best time)
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.

Florida:

It is illegal to sell your children.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal & oral sex is illegal.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

Georgia:

All sex toys are banned.
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
All citizens must own a rake.

Hawaii:

Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

Idaho:

You may not fish on a camel’s back.
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.

Illinois:

You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
One may not pee in his neighbor’s mouth. (Was a law really necessary for this?!?! Sorry R.Kelly I guess the state of Illinois is not for you.)

Iowa:

A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants. (Is that even possible?)

Kentucky:

One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once. (This is oddly specific)

Louisiana:

It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
It is illegal to gargle in public places.

Michigan:

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.

Nebraska:

If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Doughnut holes may not be sold.
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

New Jersey:

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
You may not slurp your soup.

New Mexico:

Idiots may not vote. (I guess no one votes)

New York:

Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.

Pennsylvania:

It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
You may not sing in the bathtub.
Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.

Rhode Island:

No one may bite off another’s leg.
You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

Texas:

It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.

Virginia:

It is illegal to tickle women.

If you don’t believe me, want more, or want to challenge anything I have stated, just look it up for yourself here →http://www.dumblaws.com/