A Day In The Life....

Call Me So I Can Make It Juicy 4 Ya.... Well Not Really

Ok, so somehow people “magically” have been finding a way to get in contact with me. Giving me ideas for the blog, asking me to write for them and also asking some really awkward questions. But, any who, some of the ideas are really great and others aren’t. So, I would like to hear more from everyone who reads my blog. Now, I know by putting my info out there, I’m going to get the good wit the bad and the weird comments, but if you ever actually read my blog, the bad with the weird is what my blog is all about.  

So everyone feel free to contact me through my myspace here

I don’t just except anyone so just let me know that you got my myspace through my blog and I will gladly add you.

P.S. I love to hear your ideas and I will answer all questions. Hope to hear from you soon

Toodlez…..

Damn you MTV?!?!?!

Alright, MTV you’ve lied to me for the last damn time. Many of you may have seen the commercials for the new MTV “reality” (I use that word loosely) show G’s to Gents. Well if you have not this show is about “G’s” (thugs gangsters or really hardcore people) who with the help of Mr. Fonsworth Bentley himself turn into Gentleman. I guess this is a male version of Charm School. Now I was down for the cause. I’m all for “reforming” and “transforming” these men into proper upstanding citizens who can function in society. Until I had a rude awakening…..

So I was up at my normal 7AM (not cause I wake up that early but because I didnt go to sleep yet) and saw a commercial for the show. One of the “G’s” seemed oddly familiar to me. I thought possibly I knew him from around the way or may be even from one of my friends blocks. No that wasn’t it. So I ignored it. Around 8:30AM the commercial was repeated. This time I paused my T.V. (yes, I do have TiVO) onto this young mans face. Why does he look so familiar??? Then it hit me like Naomi’s flying cell phone (and that means it hit me hard, Ms.Top Model got an arm on her, just ask her maid). I did in fact know this supposed “G”. Homeboy was in ATL!!!!

Kesian as he is known on the show was in the pool scene in ATL. If you dont remember let me refresh your memory. He was the kid who introduced Ant to Big Boi so he can drug deal. He was the guy who jumped in the pool after the money. He was the one who got his ass kicked by Big Boi for trying to steal some money. Memory refreshed?

Now Kesian or Markice Moore as his momma has named him doesn’t seem so much like a “G” to me no more. I’m sorry but, how hood can you be if you having a talking role in a well known Motion Picture. Now may be he really is “hood”, but MTV couldn’t find anybody else to fit the “G” persona they were going for. Personally, I can introduce you to my cousin Jerome. He has been locked up 4 times, has 3 baby mommas, and sells piff on the corner. That’s a “G”. He needs to be turned into a gentleman. Not some dude with head shots (if you want to see them click here). Not some dude who is out filming two new movies as we speak.

I actually felt bad for these guys and thought MTV was doing a stand up job. Now if you know me, you would know I don’t really understand the emotion of empathy and I actually felt something for these guys. Now I know reality T.V. isn’t real, but to the point where you have to recycle known actors. 

Tsk tsk tsk MTV, you lied to me. I thought I was getting hardcore thug life, ex convicts and im getting soon to be Oscar and Academy award winning niggas. MTV (if thats even your real name!) you disgust me.

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